sui gas ka bill

1 orat k ghar Gas ka bil 500000 a gya
Wo Gas office gai or oficer se boli
“Na tussi menu ay dasso way Beghairatoo ay dozakh nu paip mere gharon janda ey?”
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Aulaad K Liye

Aulaad K Liye Waldain Ka Pegam.
> Jis din Tum Hmen Boorha dekho, Sabar krna or hmen smjne ki koshish krna,
> Jb Hum koi Baat Bhol jain to Hum pr Tanz na krna or Apna Bachpan Yaad krna,
> Jb Hum Boorhe ho kr Chal na payen to Hmara Sahara Ban’na or Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad krna,
> Jb Hum Beemar ho jain to wo Din Yaad kr k Hum pr Apne Paisey Kharch krna jb Hum Tumhari Khuwahishen Pori krne k liye Apni Khuwahishen Qurban krte the.
Plz fwrd 2
All youngstrz.

 

Happy Marriage SMS

Why Husbands Avoid Answers!! WIFE 
 Why Husbands Avoid Answers!!

WIFE: Will U Marry Again If I Died?
HUSBAND: Noway!

W: Why Not, Don’t U Like Being Married?
H: Of Course I Do!!

W: Then Y Wouldn’t U Remarry?
H: Okay, I’d Get Married Again!

W: U Would?
H: ….?

W: Would U Live In Our House?
H: Sure, It’s A Great House!

W: Would She Sleep With In My Bed?
H: Where Else Would She Sleep?

W: Would U Let Her Drive My Car?
H: Yeah, Its Almost Brand New!!

W: Would U Give Her My Jewelry?
H: No, I’m Sure She’d Want Her Own

W: Would She Wear My Shoes?
H: No, Her Size Is 6

W: -Silence-
H: Shit!! :-P

Happy Birthday Wishes: Very happy B’Day

Wish you a very happy birthday
May life lead you 2 great happiness
success and hope dat
all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day

Nehr-e-Furaat ka, na musafir hun Neel ka

Main phool hun khud apni khush'rang jheel ka

Ay sham e be'sahar tu mera ehtram kar

Main aakhri charagh hun teri faseel ka

Tu ne kaha na tha k "Mera aaina hy tu

Main muntazir raha tery aks-e-jameel ka

Shayad khuda k ghar ki tarah dil bhi bach saky

Vird-e-zuban hy waqya As'haab e feel ka

Mohsin ba'roz e hashr nhi khof e tishnagi

"Saqi ho'n Mehshir Me Hoz-e-kausar ka."...
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Separation Is A Wound
"Separation"
Is A Wound
That
No One Can "Heal"
But
"Rememberance"
Is A Gift
That
No One Can "Steal"

Keep Your Memories Intact
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Every Person Around you is 
Every Person Around you is
Going to Hurt U at Some Point of Time..
But its upto U to Decide What is Important..

THE Pain or THE Person..!
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Ye hey papu Dhool Wala
;{'.');
_/¥\_
<(¤=¤)>
_/' '\_

Ye hey papu Dhööl Wala !!

DhUm
DaMa
Dum
DuM


Apki BAARAT nahi aåi
Munni Ka Muna Aaraha Hai..
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1 biwi ki request hay 
1 biwi ki request hay ignore mat karna.


is msg ko itna phelao k us k shohar tak pohanch jaye

Aur wo razi hojaye.

Aameen.



hum hazaron sms karte hain, shayed is 1 sms se hum kisi ki biwi k kaam Aajayen



"Z@rdari jan! is baar mere sath Eid karen" (Benazir)
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ABI GHAR NA JANA

Ye Bikhri Si Zulfein,

Ye Phela Sa Kajal,

Ye Bechain Aankhein,

Ye Simta Sa Aanchal,

Tere Haal Se Log Pehchan Lein Ge,

Tujhe Dekh Ker Sab Mujhe Jan Lein Ge,

Ye Behke Qadam
Larkhrati Jawani

Ye Betaab Dil Or Muhabbat Diwani

Shafak Jaise Galon Pe Ubhri Hui Hei

Mry Honton Ki Ik Mehekti Nishani

Tere Jism Se Urrti Mri Ye Khushbo

Suna De Gi Her Ik Ko Sari Kahani

Na Ban Jaye Apna Milan Ik Fasana

Suno Jan-e-Jana
"ABI GHAR NA JANA"

U R 100% Beautiful

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
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Easter Greetings SMS Messages

Lord is risen!
May you rejoice
in the triumph
of the Lord in
Easter
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Wishing you an Easter
as beautiful as daisy,
as bright as daffodil,
as lovely as chrysanthemum
as joyous as lily,
Happy Easter!
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Good Morning Sms

O Ji wake up, Shake up,
Open your Chunni Munni eyes,
Wash your pinky Shinky face,
Asi wants to say you,
Asslam-o-Alaikum
Good Morning:)
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Best Message of the World

**Kabhi apne naseeb ko bura mat kaho Q k ye naseeb hi hai tum MUHAMMAD(S.A.W.) ummati ho. Subhaan ALLAH
Subah Bakhair!
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Flirt Sms

A girl was asking for you

 

A girl was asking for you
SHE WAS ASKING ME
UR DETAILS . I GAVE
HER UR CELL NO.
SHE WILL B VISITING
SOON.
HER NAME IS
“SMILE ”
I THANK SHE COME
JUST NOW,
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Sad Sms

jab hume unse mahhobat hue,

tb unhe meri mahhobat pe shaq tha.

jab unhe is baat ka ehsaas hua

tab hum pe kisi aur ka haq tha.
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Boy vs Girls SMS Messages

A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t chase me Me, because My Mother Is Coming Behind you,
Boy:Don’t you Worry Dear, My Father Is chasing Her”
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A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher
Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.
They Are Good To See
And Feel,
Difficult To
Own And Maintain.
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Newton’s 2nd law of Love:
A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her
&
A girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him,
until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl)
comes in to the play and breaks the legs of the boy.
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VALUE OF A DOT-:)
A girl got first class in B.Ed exam…!
Her excited Boyfriend sent SMS To her father,
“Your daughter is first class in BED”
Father fainted…
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Girl:
We should smile even at the hour of trial.
Boy:
You are right dear. That’s why i always smile when I meet you.
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Ascii Sms

/\ “/\ ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ”
( ‘ ; ‘ ) ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ”
(,,)(,,) ,,” ,, ” ,, ” ,,
OOooo….Sardi.
“HAPPY”
“WINTER SEASON
Enjoy the winter…!
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‘.+””+.+””+.
+ Jashan +
“+. -E- .+”
“+,+” AAMID-E-RASOL ! (PBUH)
.+””+.+””+.
+ Mubarak +
“+. Ho .+”
“+.+”‘
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.
”
.-
“-
.-”
“-.
.-”"
“-._
.-”"-
“-._
.-”"-,
“-._
”
.-”"-,-
“-._
“-
.-”"-,-”
“-._
“-”
.-”"-,-”"-.
“-._ _.-”
Dil jorna
Koi hum se skhe!
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Break Up Sad SMS Messages

A Nice Line Said By A Broken Heart
“Please Never Come In front Of Me,
Otherwise
I’ll Trust U Again”
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There’s a light in your eyes,
but its too bright to see the pain in my heart
where you used to be.
I guess i was wrong to believe you were waiting for me,
because there is a light in your eyes but not for me.
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It’s hard enough when the one you love doesn’t love you back,
but it is even harder to watch him love someone else.
—————————————–
Q: What is more paining?
When a person whom you trust, hurts you;
Or
The person whom you hurt, still trusts you?
Just
Think About it…..!
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Woh kehtay thay ronay se nahi badalte kisi k naseeb..
Bas unki isi baat ne zindagi bhar ronay nahi dia..
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Health Is Wealth

Health is Wealth
U can get
New Job
New Car
New Girlfriend
But u can’t get any thing
Without “Good Health”
As the saying is
“Health is Wealth”
So hope u will
“Get well soon”
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Urdu get well soon

RAB se aapki khairiyat
RAB se aapki khairiyat mangatay hain,
Duaon main aapki khushi maangtay hain,
Sochtay hain kya mangain aapse?
Chalo aaj aapse umar bhar ki DOSTI mangtay hain.
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Exams Sms

Result Ka Kya Hua?

 

Result Ka Kya Hua?
Dad: Result Ka Kya Hua?
Son: Abba Ek Good News Hai, Aur Ek Bad News.
Dad: Good News Bata.
Son: Mai Pass Hogaya.
Dad: GREAT Aur Bad News.
Son: Good News Ghalat Hai
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Dua For Naik Students
Aey ALLAH!
Un Tamam Students ko Exam Main Kamyab Farma,
Jinhain Saal Bhar Parhne Ki Fursat Na Mili.
Un Masoom Hathon Ko Himmat Dy,
Jinhon Ne Unlimited sms Packages Ko Kabhi Zaya Nahi Hone Diya.
Khudaya un Aankhon ko Imtehaan Main Roshni Ataa Karna,
Jo T.V or Net Pe Baith k Kamzor Ho Ga Hain,
Un Ghareeb Bachun Bachiyon ki Madad Farma,
Jo Happy Hours Mai Bat Karty Rahy or Parh Nahi Saky.
AAMEEN.
Ye Msg Apny Jesy Naik Logon ko Forward Karen.
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Door Se Dekha To Books
Door
Se
Dekha
To
Books
Thin…
.
.
.
.
.
To Paas Jane ka To Sawal He Paida Nahi Hota.
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AIDS

Sardar ne USA se apni maa ko fone kia: Maa menu Aids ho gaya
Maa: Puter tu wapis na ana nahi to kam kharab ho jana ae
Sardar: Wo kesay?
Maa:
Tujse teri ghar wali ko aids ho jai ge
Teri ghar wali se teray bhai ko
Tere bhai se nokarani ko
Nokarani se tere baapu ko
Tere baapu se teri khala ko
Teri khala se teray khalu ko
Tere khalu se muje
or beta jo muje ho gayi na to puray pind ko Aids ho jai ge
Puter tu pind nu bacha le

Anniversary Messages

May the treasures of the past
and good times of the present
Become the cherished memories of tomorrow!
Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness today and always!
Happy Anniversary!
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May your anniversary reflect
all the special moments you have shared
and all the wonderful moments to come.
Happy Anniversary!
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Remember your yesterdays,
Plan your tomorrows,
and celebrate your todays…
Because its anniversary
of your love that fills
your heart with joy…
Happy Anniversary
to a lovely couple…
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Walking the paths of life together,
I pledge my heart to you,
In smooth or rough days,
In joyful or hard times…
And for living all the beautiful moments of life to the fullest.
Happy Anniversary!
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