Funny Sms 4 U

Boy was late to reach home 4m bar, his father said "kaha tha tu?"
Boy-"Friend ke ghar me tha."
Fthr- Kya kar rha tha waha,
Boy-study
Father called his 10 friends.
4 answered:
"Haan uncle, yahi par tha"
3 answered:
"abhi just nikla hai"
2 answered:
"yahi hai uncle, Pad raha hai...phone du kya..?"
Aur ek ne to had kar di
He Answerd:
"Haan papa, bolo kya hua?"
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Man to Doctor: Nahata hu to gila hota hu, khata hu to bhukh nahi lagti, Pita hu to pyas nahi lagti, koi upay batavo.
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Dr: Raat ko dhup main so jao.! :P
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Jab guzar jaye gi Bahar to Kya Karo gay
Yad aye ga Mera Pyar to Kya Karo gay
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Satate ho aise jaise Ajnabi houn Main
Jab Rothe ga Tum se Yar to Kya Karo gay
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Apnao gay kisi aur ko mujhe tanha chor kar
Usey hoga na tum se Pyaar to Kya Karo gay
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Aakhir Laut ao gye Tum Meri Rahon pe
Phir milega na pehla Pyar to Kya Karo gay
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Abhi to Hanste ho Meri Wafaon pe
Yar phir Rona bi hoga Bekar to Kya Karo gay