Load Shedding Sms

Light Gai Hui Hai
Doctor Ne Ek Pagal Se Poocha: Tum Chhat Se Kyo Latak Rahe Ho?
Pagal: Main ek Bulb Hon.
Doctor: Tum Jal Kyo Nahi Rahe?
Pagal: Bewakof! Ye Pakistan Hai,
Light Gai Hui Hai.
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Hukoomat-e-Khana Kharab
Trin Trin!
Hello, Uncle Light Kab Aayegi?
Operator: Beta Ooper Se Band Hai.
Ooper Ka Number De Den.
Likho, 0000000,
Trin Trin!
Hello, Bhai Light Kab Aayegi?
Operator: Kon, Kon, Hello, Aawaz Nathi Achay.
Hello! Hello!
Tont Tont Tont
Hukoomat-e-Khana Kharab.
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Tumhara Naam KESC Rakha
Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay.
Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.
Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC.
Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay,
1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay
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