Marriage Sms

A Woman was Kidnapped
A Woman was Kidnapped,
The Kidnapper Sent a Piece of her Finger to her Husband & Demanded money.
Husband Replied :
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I want More Proof.
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That Was THE DEAL
Man to a Friend: I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and
She didn’t Speak to Me for a Month.
Friend: Why? That’s very Foolish of Her.
Man: Well that Was THE DEAL.
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Wives are Like Daal Chawal
Girlfriends are like “Gol Gappay” always Tasty.
Lovers are like “Pizzas” Hot n Spicy.
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Wives are Like “Daal Chawal”
No Other Option, But Good For Health
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